Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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