no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
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you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
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Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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