I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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