ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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