Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
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