problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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