Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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