How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
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She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
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come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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