with your own penis?
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
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She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
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I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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