I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
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Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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