I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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