Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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