I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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