People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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