Me too!
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
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