dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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