do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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