bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
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We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
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You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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