Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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