This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
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Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
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I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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