If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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