i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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