can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
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Is it penis luge time yet?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
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Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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