Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
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