i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I will be naked everywhere
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
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That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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