I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night