I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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