There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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