I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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