Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
