you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
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pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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