Buhtt sex?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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