So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
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