So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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