The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Ketchup is God's man juice
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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