Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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