Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Randomize
