ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
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You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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