I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
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Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
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An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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