belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
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God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
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