4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
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I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
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I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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