They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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