Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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