You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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