if you like me you must not know who I am
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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