she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
So many bounce houses so little time
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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