I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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