btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
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Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
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The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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