Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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