Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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