White coat. Heels.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
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So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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