It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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