Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
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I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
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she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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