Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
